Flashback - Judas Priest

Alright kids, it's that time again: FLASHBACK!  It's Judas Priest today.  Now, I want to make my position (and, frankly, the truth) crystal clear here:  Judas Priest craps better bands than Iron Maiden.  You are welcome to try to make some feeble argument in the opposite direction, but you will look like a fool.  Because if you do, you are a fool.  A FOOL!  With no ear and no talent.  You know why?  That's right:  better writing, better guitarists by half, a better singer by a mile, songs about serial murder, robots, insanity, riding motorcycles, and Breakin' the Law, instead of dungeons and dragons, leather instead of pastel-colored spandex, and ROCKING.  It's Painkiller - CRANK IT!