Bloodsimple

Ok kids, under the heading of "sorry to do it to ya" (although, I will still occasionally do it to ya anyway), it's a band that only made two albums and is no longer together.  Also, remember that I always post what I think is the artist's second-best track so that you'll go and listen to more.  It's Bloodsimple today - get out some stuff to jump around and break, and CRANK IT!

Dozer

Ok kids, it's Swedish stoner outfit Dozer today - CRANK IT!

Flashback - Judas Priest

Alright kids, it's that time again: FLASHBACK!  It's Judas Priest today.  Now, I want to make my position (and, frankly, the truth) crystal clear here:  Judas Priest craps better bands than Iron Maiden.  You are welcome to try to make some feeble argument in the opposite direction, but you will look like a fool.  Because if you do, you are a fool.  A FOOL!  With no ear and no talent.  You know why?  That's right:  better writing, better guitarists by half, a better singer by a mile, songs about serial murder, robots, insanity, riding motorcycles, and Breakin' the Law, instead of dungeons and dragons, leather instead of pastel-colored spandex, and ROCKING.  It's Painkiller - CRANK IT!

Eisbrecher

Alright, kids, it's one of my favorite bands today, German outfit Eisbrecher.  Eisbrecher means "icebreaker"; think "ship that smashes up icebergs," not "clever line that may or may not help me chat up strangers at parties."  The difference will be clear once you CRANK IT!

Skindred

Reggae metal whaaaah?!  That's right kids, reggae metal.  It's Skindred today, one of the better live bands you'll see - period.  CRANK IT against dee powah!